Limericks

There once was a man named Mr. Brewer,
He had a tremendous sense of humor
He does not have pets
But never frets
He always gets addressed as Mr. "Sir!"

There once was a girl named Sophie,
She is nice and such a cutie.
She likes to eat
And is petite
She was so good at math she won a trophy.

There once was a girl named Wendy
Who refused to eat red, hot chilli,
She loves cake
But cannot bake
She loves meatballs and spaghetti!

There once was a teacher named Mrs. McGann,
Who had a very good devilish plan.
She would buy a charm
That would bring no harm.
And she wouldn’t get hurt when away she ran.

There once was a girl named Cathryn
Who had a pet bottled nose dophin
It swam around
The water would pound
From the wake of its very big fin.

There once was a girl named Juliana,
Who wanted to eat a yellow banana.
She ate a chicken
It was finger lickin’
Around her head she wears a purple bandana.