There once was a boy named Daniel
He had a friend named Nathaniel
They liked to play with bikes
Since they were little tikes
They both bought a Cocker Spaniel

 There once was a girl named Adriana
  Who had a friend named Julianna 
  They played softball till dawn
   They fell asleep on their neighbors lawn
  They woke up and went to the sauna 

A man named John once said
"I think I will eat my own head."
He tried to swallow
stomach pains followed
He spent the whole day in his bed.

There once was a girl named Aileen
She loved to wear her blue jeans
She loves beef stew
She loves candy too
She dyed her shirt bright green.

There once was a boy named Hervens Jean Baptiste
Who went to college to become an artiste
     He was really cute
     wore a Gucci suit
He became famous and moved to the Middleast

There once was a girl named Jasmine,
She had a twin who played the violin
Her last name was Taibi
She did karate
 and she ate bananas for potassium

There once was a girl named Emily
She did'nt do good on the Spelling Bee
    She drank some Tea
    With Muhammad Ali
The rest of the day was lovely

There once was a girl named Abimbola Cole
She loved to watch the Super Bowl
    She had long hair
    She doesn't care
She grew a giant hairy mole